This, is going to be interesting.

In true christmas eve tradition, I cannot sleep.
Big Fucking Suprise.
With that said
I'm going to say this
I'm freaking bored, and
Nothing exciting is happening on facebook.
With that said
In the consistancy of my life
that makes me really super cool today
and pretty much the same amount of cool
as any other day.

So, basically, to sum it all up
I'm going to be concieted
and write about my self.
I feel as though I need a new
'about me' section.
Let me check...
Yep..
Still Lame.
Life goes on.

A is for Awesome,
B ecause lets face it, I am.
C rap I'm already out of ideas.
D amn I suck at creating about me's.
E eventually I'll say something clever.
F inally, an Idea.
G reat, that is what I am.
H ot, don't forget, I'm pretty Hot too.
I don't want to sound to full of myself. So I'll keep it simple.
J ordan Ashleigh, << Tis me.
K ool-aide, shit, that was
L ame, I'm lame
M ost of the time.
N ot really.
O ld school hip hop is
P retty much Amazing.
Q uitting, this soon is probably a good idea.
R eally?!? ((courtesy a la Bronwyn))
S hort is something I'm not.
T all is something I am. Yo
U should have stopped reading this along time ago. These are just
V ague details.
W ow, you're still reading.
X ylophone. Does anything else really start with X?
Z ippers, I don't really have an oppinion about zippers.
&
Now you've heard my abc's :D

Okay.
Wow.
Merry Christmas.